Don't put all of your eggs in one basket. His older brother leaned over, nudged him and said, "Why are you shouting? Thank you so much! Where do eskimo pigs live?
He scratched his head.
It's called Prayer!
Anonymous July 17, at 8:
I loved reading all of these, some i haven't heard since childhood!
Anonymous July 25, at 1:
Oh my gosh!
Thomas demonstrates a questioning attitude that would tend to undermine morale.
In case he got a Hole in One!
She makes me lie down under cool, downy comforts.
A father took his 5-year-old son to several baseball games where The Star-Spangled Banner was sung before the start of each game.
What is Easter?
Just make the sound FSH.
Bcuz he heard Thanksgiving was around the corner!
I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighborhood after dark.
Her mother had gone on into a store, and I could see that my friend was really stressed.