Dude, with the exception of 12 I think you made my day. My husband told her it was the wrong hole and in a very sing song like voice..
And she told me enough.
But one thing that I hate with myself is when I go to a parlor and have an expensive hair rebond!
Kids are certainly very wonderful!
I miss you in my sleep even though you are sleeping right beside me.
Jeremy Keyes June 28, at 8:
On my drive to work that morning, just an hour or so after this had happened, I spoke to my friend on the phone.
Instead, she brings them into the kitchen and puts them a foot away from the sink.
As a currently pregnant woman I found this hilarious and fairly accurate.
Anonymous May 17, at 3:
It is amazing to hear their take on the world, and is a relief to hear their words after long days of business speak at the office.
Moms are amazing… we just have to remember we are all in this together.
Anonymous May 14, at 1:
And if the elevator tries to bring you down, Go crazy, punch a higher floor.
I've never said any of these, but 1 is true and I'll shout it from the rooftops all damn day.
Thank you so much cause Im a single mom trying but feel like I am always failing I get harassed pickup sex tube on my job.
I am impressed!
It affected me for days afterwards.
She lived 5 more months after that.